You shat a little, but cleaned it up. You were more in the loo than on the stage.
- to Shaggy, who did some obvious damage control
The audience does not need to see every length, breadth or hair on your navel and neither do I.
- When short clothes exposed the hirsuteness of the actors
Your reactions were terrible. You perhaps expected him to hump her then and there in the canteen.
- on the Mandili's less-than-impressive reaction post the Shalini Gupta scene
It was fantastic. Just don't do it again, ok?
- on why Bisu should keep some things exclusive
Why do you look away from him?! Look at him. He's a friend. We have to accept them as they are.
- On Bisu's constant looking away from Siddharth Mishra, whose aesthetics are obviously not appealing to the former
What you need to do is find a balance between taking a pause and remembering that there's a line to be delivered.
- to Ketaki, who obviously suffers from amnesia along with arthritis
The consistency with which you were trying to decimate the scene was amazing
- on Shaggy's scene with PeeVee
Thank you, Rama, for adding a sinister South Indian element to the doctor.
- To the soundsman who took over the VOing, leading to hilarious results
I thought someone was taking a dead body across the wings... "Don't mind us" types...
- On Kashan's audibility from the wings
That was a directorial success for the script, so give ME a hand for that.''
- After the last practice
And a bonus dialogue:
Spandy: And now, coming to YOUR scene with Shalini Gupta...
Shaggy: I know, I know. That scene was potty from the moment I started it
Spandy: Extremely touching.
And this one from the The Diary practice days:
I love you all from the cockles of my intestines.
